Mitch McConnell VooDoo Doll
True to its subject, each doll is completely spineless, extra squishy and incapable of standing on its own. Dimensions are approximately 7” x 2”. Stick pins are included. Hand-crafted by aghast members of the Hunter Mill Huddle to aid with the persistent nausea that accompanies hearing the sound of Mitch’s voice or seeing his image. Made with new fiberfill and the finest recycled bedsheets, guaranteed not to have originated in China and raise ethical questions or concerns of nepotism. DISCLAIMER: Giant pile of dead House-passed bills stuck on Mitch’s desk not included.
$15 suggested donation.