Designed by Northern Virginia Resisters to provide temporary relief for the countless Americans who still believe in decency, compassion and actual facts. Each doll is approximately 7”x2” and comes complete with stick pins. Hand-crafted of new fiberfill and the finest recycled bedsheet guaranteed not to have originated from any Russian hotels or previously used at any Trump property. Hands are to scale. CAUTION: Not to be used every time Trump opens his mouth. Use during each Trump lie could result in extensive hand damage and possible hospitalization.
True to its subject, each doll is completely spineless, extra squishy and incapable of standing on its own. Dimensions are approximately 7” x 2”. Stick pins are included. Hand-crafted by aghast members of the Hunter Mill Huddle to aid with the persistent nausea that accompanies hearing the sound of Mitch’s voice or seeing his image. Made with new fiberfill and the finest recycled bedsheets, guaranteed not to have originated in China and raise ethical questions or concerns of nepotism. DISCLAIMER: Giant pile of dead House-passed bills stuck on Mitch’s desk not included. $15 suggested donation.
Since justice is blind, William Barr's glasses must be soiled by orange tanning gel (or something else that is routinely close to his face). This doll helps you keep your morals intact as you practice your hand-eye coordination utilizing the included pins on (G)AG Barr's likeness. Dimensions are appropriately rotund, measuring approximately 7.5" x 5". Hand-crafted by the Hunter Mill Huddle, these dolls are stuffed with new fiberfill and made with recycled bedsheets. A few minutes of poking are sure to engender fond memories of past U.S. Attorneys General who enforced laws and not gas people.